So today has been kind of strange. Everyone has seemed pretty excited around here, and not wanting to rock the boat, I just went with the flow. I knew something was up when I woke and The Mommy had already showered. I think she likes her comfy pajamas more than I do, so when she wasn’t drinking coffee leisurely, playing on her phone, but rather running back and forth through the house, I knew we must have somewhere to go. I figured we’d be going to Walmart. That seems to be the only place The Mommy ever goes. She really needs to work on getting out more, becoming more cultured, maybe taking me to the symphony or something. I’ve tried pooping through my clothes the last three trips to Walmart to try and show her my disdain for the place, but as usual she is ignorant to my pleas.
Imagine my surprise when we drove right past the Super Center! I was so pleased, but also curious. The Daddy was with us so I knew an adventure must be in store. My curiosity was piqued again when we pulled into the church parking lot. The Mommy turned around with a really ridiculous grin on her face, and asked in that high-pitched voice I hate, “Are you ready for your birthday party sweetie?”
There they go again, coming up with something new! As if I’m not overwhelmed enough as it is. Did you realize the dog is having babies? I just heard The Daddy say it today, and honestly I’m shocked. Where is The Mommy going to put more babies?! They are not going in my crib I can tell you. It’s all I can do to keep The Mean One out of my room as it is.
First that revelation. Then The Mommy informs me this morning that I’m not allowed to put my breakfast in my ear. Now this talk of birthdays. I just wasn’t sure I could handle anymore surprises today, but The Mommy seemed so excited, I didn’t want to crush her spirit just yet. So I went in.
For some reason the church didn’t look the same. There were tables set up and all kinds of decorations. I immediately honed in on some plastic snowflake confetti I wanted to try. No, I wasn’t going to stick it in my ear. Don’t be ridiculous. I was thinking my nose would be more appropriate for something that size. But you’ll never guess. Yep. The Mommy said, “No baby!” I hate the word. I’ll tell you a secret though. I put some in my diaper when she wasn’t looking, and I’m going to eat it later tonight.
Aside from all the decorations (The Mommy called it a Winter Onederland, whatever that means.), Mommy also made a bunch of food. I thought all of this was pretty silly. I liked going somewhere new so not sure why we needed to hang snowflakes from the tables or anything. She really shouldn’t have wasted time baking that she could have used in a more fruitful manner, like playing peek-a-boo with me or something. I would have been content with her milk and some of those cheese puff things I like. But she seemed pretty proud of herself so I’m going to include a few pictures.
The Mommy kept saying it was food kids would like. Whatever. I don’t know about that. I didn’t eat any. I did try one of those crackers. I eat saltines at home, but honestly I was so excited, I just shoved the whole thing in my mouth. Then I choked. The Mommy turned me upside down, but The MeeMo had already stuck her hand down my throat. It was pretty embarrassing, so I didn’t eat anything else for like five minutes. Then I ate another cracker. Yep. I ate it whole. I’m hardcore.
The next part I did not see coming! There were bags and bags and bags full of marvelous, colored paper. It crinkled when I held it, and got even louder when I shook it about. It didn’t taste as good as it looked, but I’m curious to see how it will look when it comes out the other end. Will it still be pink? Only time will tell.
I was pretty jazzed about all the paper, but then… Mind blown! There were toys in there too! So. Many. Toys.
Somebody put clothes in one of the bags!
Seriously?!! Maybe they ran out of paper.
So you’re really not going to believe this next part. They put me in my chair and gave me a cake all to myself. Like seriously, it was my own cake. I’ve never had cake before, so I was really surprised they gave me an entire cake for my first experience. Naturally, I was suspicious.
But then I tasted it, and wow!
It was really sweet, and I could feel the sugar racing through my veins. I have decided I must figure out how to get more of this stuff. No worries though. I stuck some in my diaper with the snowflake confetti for later.
I was honestly a little freaked out by all the people that came for this birthday thing. The best part for me was coming back home with The Mommy and The Daddy and playing with my toys.
I might just let them do this again some time.
Uh oh. The Mommy just said, “time to change your diaper baby.” She’s gonna find my cake, isn’t she?
That is all 🙂